Funny Library Quotes

A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it be good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.
- Henry Brooke

Book lovers never go to bed alone.
- Unknown

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
- Rex Stout

Seventy million books in America’s libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.
- Tom Masson

“Classic”: A book which people praise but don’t read.
- Mark Twain

Knowledge is free at the library. Just bring your own container.
- Unknown

Book — what they make a movie out of for television.
- Leonard Louis Levinson

On how many people’s libraries, as on bottles from the drugstore, one might write: “For external use only.”
- Unknown

Taken from Famous Libary Quotes and Quotations.